So there I was, sitting on the plane; sandwiched between two of the smelliest individuals ever created. On my left was a man from, who appeared to be afflicted with the bubonic plague. Every time he let out a nasty cough, I cringed, thinking I would be dead soon. On my right was a small woman from the Middle East. She seemed quite benign, but the odor exuding from her body was similar to a dead skunk. How in God’s name did I get here? Out of all the people on the airplane, how did I get stuck between these two? It mast have been a punishment from that time I stole a Tootsie Pop as a child. Lord be more merciful next time! Anyway, this experience educated me on one crucial aspect of life. It’s imperative to smell good. However you need to go about this, just get it done. Maybe some Tag body spray will help.
Remember when Axe came out. This stuff was huge. Ever guy on the planet wanted it because the commercials were just so darn cool. How could you be male and not want this stuff? Not to mention we were all sick and tired of those ridiculously cheesy HOT BOD ads. Yeah, you know you saw them. They were for some tacky body spray that looked like it came in a Windex spray bottle. Give me a break. Axe was definitely a refreshing break. Now, once we all ran out and bought the stuff, we soon realized that it wasn’t quite as effective as the commercials led on. Big surprise there. Regardless, the ladies seemed to like it okay. Well, now days there is Tag body spray. Who’d have ever guessed they’d come out with another one similar to Axe. Could this be because Axe is so successful? I think so! Heck, the TV commercials are practically identical. So now it’s up to you guys. You can either go with Axe or Tag body spray. Personally I think they’re pretty much the same, and probably the same company trying to make more dough. That wouldn’t be a new one.
Fragrances, fragrances, fragrances! Which one are you going to pick? Here’s what you need to do; head out to the local department stores and drugstores. Do some serious sniffing, and let your lady sniff too. This is the way to find the one you like. In the end you just may go with Tag body spray in order to save some bucks. The stuff only costs five bucks.
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