7 Funny Wedding Toasts
Wendy Wilkes
Wedding toasts can be some of the most memorable parts of weddings. All the tension of the wedding is over. People have a drink in their hand, and they're making merry. Ties are loosened, and laughter fills the room.
But when YOU are the one slated to give a toast, that can make for a week's worth of nerves. Should it be short or long? Should it be funny or solemn? Should you talk about just one of the parties, or both? How do you start? How do you finish? And so on.
You might need to do a longer toast than what you'll find here, but here are some great one-liners, just to get you started.
1. He who hesitates is lost. But in marriage, he who hesitates saves himself.
2. Getting married for the fringe benefits is like buying a shirt for one of the buttons.
3. I haven't spoken to my wife for 2 days -- she doesn't like me to interrupt her.
4. "Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give." -Cass Daley
5. A husband's last words should always be: "OK, buy it."
6. Marriage is like a phone call when you've been sleeping. First there's the ring. And then you wake up. -Evelyn Hendrickson
7. There are three rings to marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Good luck with your wedding toast. We hope we took the edge off, and put a smile on your face.
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