8 Signs Your Pet Thinks You Are A Loser
Susan Thixton
So you want to think that all pet foods are the same? Ok, here are my 8 signs your pet thinks you're a loser
1. You believe the name of the pet food. If it says 'Choice' or 'Premium', you believe what the name tells you. Some company has spent millions of dollars studying which name sells the most dog food or cat food. Who am I to question research?
2. You base your pet's food decision by who has the sweetest commercial. Those cute dogs and cats in the commercial - Awwww, you just have to buy that food.
3. You get pet food at the same store you get your food. They all say 'premium' (reference loser reason #1) and you can buy a 20 pound bag for only $7.00 there! Why should you bother with those fancy, high priced pet foods?
4. Organic my #%%! You have me confused with those organic weirdo's.
5. You don't worry if it comes from China! All that pet food recall stuff has been fixed now. That is so last year.
6. Chemicals - Smemicals. That's just some psycho saying chemical preservatives can cause cancer! The FDA says it safe!
7. Antioxidants - seriously, get a life! All this garbage about 'free radicals' is some health nut craze. It's probably the same losers that started those rumors about second hand smoke! And what? Chelated or proteinated minerals? Same losers trying to sell me high priced pet food for no good reason.
8. Some pets are just lucky. Just like your neighbor's dog that is 13 and still runs at the dog park everyday. Hmmm, that dog does eat some healthy food. Nah, that's just luck. You'd rather not talk about it anymore.
Congratulations! Your pet thinks you're a loser!
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