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Golf Quotes For A Good Laugh |
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Aazdak Alisimo |
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There are more than a few games that challenge your skills and character, but none of them manages to match up with the purity of golf. It can be maddening. It can be frustrating. It can also be funny as these quotes show.
1. The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. - Chi Chi Rodriguez
2. If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. - Sam Snead
3. It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. - Hank Aaron
4. Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods
5. I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted
6. Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective. - Huxtable Pippey
7. In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence, the left-field fence, the center-field fence. Nobody cares. In golf everything has got to be right over second base. - Ken Harrelson
8. Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick. - P.J. O'Rourke
9. Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon
10. Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. - Dave Barry
11. The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
12. Play it as it lies is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other is Wear it if it clashes. - Henry Beard
13. How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. - Lee Trevino
14. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead
15. The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. - Pete Dye
Aazdak Alisimo writes for GolfClubCourse.com - your resource for finding golf courses. Click here to get your own unique version of this article.
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