We've all see the flicks with the crazy indestructible cars. Whether you were watching some cheesy old mob movie, and the antagonist road around in his flashy limo with bullet proof windows, or you saw the latest Bond flick. James always has the coolest toys! Maybe that's why he gets all the ladies. My personal favorite is the Bat-mobile. That machine takes it to the next level. I think it can even absorb missiles and such. Now, why do we men go gaga over this sort of thing? That's easy! It makes us feel tough or invincible even. Who wouldn't want to ride around in a sweet car with bullet proof windows and doors?
So I was checking out this tacky show on VH1. You know the type. They have some British guy ranting on and on about how much money celebrities, musicians, and business moguls have. Let me tell you, Donald Trump has it all. Now I'm not just talking about a stretch limousine with bullet proof windows. Think more along the lines of a bullet proof yacht. Now we're talking! Where can I get one of these? But better yet, HUH! Are people really trying to gun this guy down from tug-boats and choppers? Wow, apparently being rich has its price. Uh, no pun intended there. The real question is, if this fellow can afford a yacht that costs millions of dollars, why in the heck can't he fix that unholy hair dew? I can't tell if that thing is a wig or road kill. Gees man, spend your cash a little more wisely.
You should know that bullet proof windows are not exclusively for cars and fancy boats. You can actually have these unbreakable windows installed in your home. Imagine having a storm door that was bullet proof. That's wicked cool! Someone could literally approach your door with a gun and you could just laugh through the storm door. And yes you know you would. If this sounds like a purchase you'll be making in the near or distant future, I suggest you check into some of the deals they got going via the web. You too have the right to defend your home from thugs with firearms.
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